October 31, 2007

Crazy Rollerblading . . .

As much as I hate Rollerbladers - this is pretty amazing.

October 29, 2007

Dirty Jobs in San Francisco

Mike Rowe visits the sewers of San Francisco . . . mmmmmmm.


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Chris Farley's "El Nino"

One of Chris Farley's more memorable SNL skits . . . "El Nino"


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Underwater Nuclear Explosion

The Baker event was the fifth-ever nuclear bomb, detonated 90 feet underwater on July 25th, 1946. Over 90 ships were arranged around the explosion to test its effects . . . wouldn't have wanted to be on one of those ships!


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Incredible Football Finish

It's Cal/Stanford all over again, but without the band. Unbelievable last play of (Division III) SCAC title game between Trinity University and Millsaps College in Jackson, Mississippi on Saturday, October 27, 2007. Play began with 0:02 remaining in the game ... Trinity players used a total of 15 laterals to take the ball 61 yards for the game-winning TD. Unbelievable!



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Learn Chinese!!!

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? . Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP....................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse........................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach? . Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table....... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift........... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet.... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.......... No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week....... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight................. Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile.... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great..................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

Bored?? Check Out Tractor Square Dancing . . .

Yes. Tractor dancing. Gotta see it to believe it . . .

October 26, 2007

Self-Carving Pumpkin . . .

This pumpkin carves itself . . .

Soccer TV Prank

This guy in Holland drives around town equipped with a variety of remote controls, screwing with people's TV's . . . for this video, there's a big soccer match and everyone in town is gathered at their local watering hole to watch . . .


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Can Throwing

How good is your aim??? These guys are athletes in the world of can throwing . . .

Flight Safety Announcement

If all pre-flight safety announcements were this entertaining, people might just listen up and pay attention.

Pointed Ears???

A newfangled extravagance is spreading amongst the music-lover youngsters of New York, which, after invading America, is sure to conquer the whole world. Ears becoming pointed as a result of plastic surgery not only enhance the attractiveness of the face, but also improve the experience of listening to music.

Island Taken Over By Crabs

Christmas Island red crabs only exist on that one tropical island in the Indian Ocean. They must spawn on the shore because their larva grow in water. So every October or November, they swarm towards the sea, over 100 million of them and take over the island - crazzzzy!

October 24, 2007

Cardboard Fights

This could very well be the most exciting extracurricular activity in the world, ever . . . Cardboard fights!

Her's the deal: Simply show up, receive your free cardboard tube, and start whacking away at your fellow Bay Area residents with impunity. So simple. Really, this needs to happen at least once a week.

When: Sunday, 10/28
Where: Justin Herman Plaza, 1 Market Street (at Embarcadero Plaza)
Time: 4 p.m. - 8 p.m. (rain or shine)


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Mascot Fights

Mascots fight too . . .





October 23, 2007

6 Year Old Raps About Mom

Get crunk with 6 year old Bentley Green, shown here rapping about his momma . . .

Birthday Cake Designer

It’s no surprise that Michelle Wibowo’s cake and sugarcraft are so structurally amazing - she has a degree in architecture! Just take one look at her portfolio and you’ll understand why this award-winning lady is definitely one of the best cake designers around today.



Trevi Fountain Painted Red

Someone threw a bucket of red paint into Rome’s Trevi Fountain, and turned the tourist attraction bright red . . .



Wanna Buy a Ladder???

I'm guessing they didn't sell many of these . . .


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Giant Statue Trying to Escape

In 1980, J. Seward Johnson Jr. created "The Awakening," a 100-foot statue of a giant embedded in the ground, as if he was being swallowed by the Earth.

Live Sushi . . .

This sushi is fresh - very fresh...

House Moving

Fascinating fast-motion video showing a house being moved 450 feet down the road at Brown University.



Here's another one - moving a 100 year old church in Iowa, courtesy of The National Geographic Channel.

Gorilla Made From Metal Hangers

Pretty cool. I would love to have that hanging out in front of my house.

Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris

Epic fight scene between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris from the movie 'Return of the Dragon.'

Escalator Slip

What a terribly shameful fall . . . zero coordination/balance.


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October 22, 2007

Model Falls on Catwalk

Ouch! That's gotta hurt.


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Snake Humping . . .

This poor girl is so busy dancing that she is oblivious to the fact that her dog is humping her stuffed snake (the same one she keeps playing with around her neck) . . .

Reindeer Fed Up With Santa

Tired of pulling around his sleigh, Rudolph seeks revenge on Jolly Old St. Nick . . .

One day, Jim forgot it was mating season and stepped too close to his a female that his reindeer Caspar fancied - and the buck went on a rampage!

For one and a half hour, Jim was mauled by the reindeer. Help finally arrived and saved him from being gored alive.

And what happened to the reindeer? Jim said: "He was a good reindeer … My dad cooked him up and he tasted real good."

Toyota Prius Limo

This Prius owner modded his car into a custom 10-seater Prius Limo, while still maintaining 50 mpg fuel efficiency. It took him 200 hours of fabrication at a cost of about $10,000.

More Great Halloween Costumes . . .

From the movie 'Alien.'

October 18, 2007

Funny Business Name

spotted in or around Boston, MA.

Hello Kitty Ak-47

I'm not sure what's more embarrassing - getting shot - or getting shot with a hot pink Hello Kitty gun . . . I dunno.

October 17, 2007

What the . . .

your guess is as good as mine.

The CEO Handicap

Golf handicap that is . . . check out who's ben hitting it long and straight this year.

Dog Costume

Hot Dog - classic!



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Check out all the cool stuff for your walls - wallpaper, stickers and more! You can even request free samples if you see something you like . . .

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Crazy Video - Watch What Happens . . .

October 16, 2007

More Blue Angel Pics

Here are a few more pics from the Blue Angel's show two weeks ago in San Francisco . . . check out how low that one jet got??? Crazzzzy.


October 15, 2007

IRS Pencil Sharpener

Not surprised . . .

Chicken Escape

MOre than 3,000 chickens escaped from a truck that overturned outside of Glasgow, Scotland. The A80 is the main route into Glasgow from Stirling, Perth and the north of Scotland.


Bit By Giant Python

Brady Barr from National Geographic gets bit by a Giant Python . . .

October 12, 2007

Crazy Facial Tattoos

and yes . . . that last one is actually a tattoo made up to look like she got the shit kicked out of her . . . imagine what her father did.









Sister Ninja



The Sisters of Fraternity Notre Dame set up a soup kitchen in New York in 1991. They also work with AIDS patients. They do not proselytize, just work to serve others. But they picked up a hobby!

Shortly after their arrival, they began to study the martial arts. The thought of using it on the streets to protect themselves was not the reason they began training. It was purely for exercise and recreation. One of the sister’s, Mary Chantel, had earned a black belt in judo before entering the convent. She was eager to resume the sport and found a place for all of them to work out.

October 11, 2007

Transformer Costumes

Here's a video showing some bad-ass Transformer costumes....

Toilet-Shaped House

The Inaugural General Assembly of the World Toilet Association will have its first gathering next month. In honor of the occasion, founding member Sim Jae-duck of South Korea built this toilet-shaped house south of Seoul.

“Among its many amenities, the house features four deluxe toilets,” said the group, started in South Korea and dedicated to providing clean sanitation to the more than 2 billion people who live without toilets.

The home has a showcase bathroom located in its centre. Other toilets have features that range from elegant fittings to the latest in water conservation devices.




Naked Mole Rat

Below is a picture of a naked mole rat - looks a lot like a wrinkled chode.

Jacuzzi @ 16,000 Ft.

Here’s the story of the crazy mountaineers who specializes in mashing up mountain climbing with the relaxing in the hot tub.... What better way to celebrate summiting the 15,771 ft (4807 m) tall Mont-Blanc located in the Alps....


October 10, 2007

Facts About the Human Body

1. The average human body comprises enough fat to make seven bars of soap, enough iron to make a medium sized nail, enough potassium to explode a toy cannon, enough lime to whitewash a small chicken coop, enough sugar to fill a jam jar, and enough sulfur to rid a dog of fleas.

2. A complete skeleton is worth between $5,000 and $7,500 to a medical student; your skull alone would fetch only about $450.

3. Your mouth produces about one quart of saliva per day.

4. Demodex folliculorum has eight stumpy legs and a tail, is about a third of a millimeter long, and loves nothing more than to recline in the warm, oily pits of your hair follicles. Most adults have this mite, usually on the head, but especially in eyelashes. And often, they’re in nipples.

5. You have approximately 4,000 wax glands in each ear.

6. The average adult stool weighs about 4 ounces. And half of the bulk of your feces comprises the dead bodies of bacteria that live inside your intestines.

7. The average male foot exudes half a pint of sweat each day.

8. If it weren’t for the slimy mucous that clings to and lines the walls of your gut, your stomach would readily digest itself.

9. The average person will pass about 11,000 gallons of urine in a lifetime.

10. A man weighing 200 lbs. would provide enough meat to feed 100 cannibals in one sitting.

Shark Fishing Anyone???

Brave fishermen set a new world first when they went hunting for sharks using simple rods and paddling in kayaks.

The extreme sportsmen shunned the traditional idea of a peaceful day's fishing when they rowed into the freezing shark-infested waters off Alaska.

The daring team of four were surrounded by 200 to 300 salmon sharks which were up to nine feet long and weighed between 400 and 1,000 lbs.

They baited their Avet 50 reels with large pieces of salmon, and managed to catch four of the sharks during their intrepid expedition near Hinchinbrook Island.




Stacking Cards

Record-holding card stacker Bryan Berg builds the Rhode Island State House in 3 days with over 22,000 cards . . . the ending is the best part!

October 9, 2007

Hugh Grant Gets Down & Dirty w/ College Co-eds

This lucky S.O.B. got to party with some young (very young) college co-eds in Scotland over the weekend. Apparently in town to participate in the Alfred Dunhill's Golf Tournament being hosted at the famous St. Andrew's Golf Club. After his round, Hugh apparently found a local watering hole - the same watering hole frequented by St. Andrew's Univeristy students . . . according to sources, the blonde girl shown below in Hugh's arms invited the actor back to their dorm room for more drinks and who knows what else. Looks like he was having fun!



Balloon Bowl

Dave England and Matt Beach blew up 8,000 balloons and filled a skating bowl, just to see what it would be like to ride through them.

That looks like fun . . . and I like fun.

Teacher's Pet's

Where were these teachers when I was in school . . . at least the blonde one in the upper left . . . and maybe the one upper right too. I would have done much better in math with afterschool tutoring.

Great Halloween Costumes v.3

My favorite so far . . .

I just threw up in my mouth . . .

Best Of Borat

To keep in the theme with Sasha Baron Cohen . . . Here's a Best of Borat video. Enjoy!

Weird Al's 'White & Nerdy' Video

Classic music video from Weird Al Yankovic . . .

Ali G Interviews Posh & Beckham

Save Africa!

Ferrari Crash . . . Oooops!

Snake Coughs Up Entire Hippo!!!!

Damn!

October 8, 2007

Classic Halloween Costumes

How cute . . . a baby air freshner.