December 30, 2006

Burj Al Arab Hotel - Dubai

Quite possibly the coolest tennis court in the world. Below are pictures of Andre Agassi and Roger Federer playing a friendly game atop the Burj Al Arab Hotel in Dubai. The court is 700 feet off the ground and evidently was once used as a heli-pad for helicopters.

December 29, 2006

Wii - tarded

The day after Thanksgiving, I recieved my Nintendo Wii in the mail. I must say, it was more than I expected. Way more! What a kick-ass gaming console. For someone with little prior gaming experience, it was refreshing to be able to pick up a controller and immediately begin competing. Though the graphics are not on par with the PS3 (more like the N64), the interactive design is far more intriguing. It's great to be able to get up, move the couch and pretend your bowling right in your living room!!! Unfortunately, the wii doesn't come without risk. For these unlucky folks, the wii cost them a new TV, window, even a blackeye. Please be careful - before more children get hurt.

Some Great TV Commercials for 2006 . . .

Here are a few of my favorite TV commercials - courtesy of YouTube. Enjoy!

VW Jetta

John West - Red Salmon

Rolling Rock Beer

Jack Links Beef Jerky

The One-Upper

December 28, 2006

THE Chuck Norris List

Below are a few Chuck Norris 'witticisms' I found floating around the Internet. I'm pretty sure 99% percent of it is true. People wouldn't make this stuff up:

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

I once heard Chuck Norris shot down a German fighter plane just by pointing his finger in its direction and shouting the word, bang.

December 27, 2006

P-P-P-Unit . . . Raw, Intense, Country Club Hip-Hop

Smirnoff's ad agency is off tha hizzle! This ad for Smirnoff's new flavored tea line bumps . . . Somehow they actually got the target market right - rich, upperclass white kids. Never before has the ruthless, underground, country club sub-culture been so controversially exposed. This video lays it down for those that don't know. Peep game. Holla acha boi!

December 26, 2006

Costa Rica - Land of Para(sites)dise

Check out the trinket this woman brought back from her trip to Costa Rica . . . here's a hint: it burrows. Enjoy!

Ferrari 599 GTB

Here is a rare glimpse of the new Ferrari 599 GTB that came out just a few months ago. 600+ base horsepower. This one was at Ferrari of Silicon Valley. This particular one belonged to the dealership's owner. He said they are expecting at most, 12 this year and there is already a waiting list 90 deep. Sticker Price: $269K , Asking Price: $500K.

December 25, 2006

R.I.P. James Brown

"It's a man's world (especially when he's hopped-up on angel dust)."
- James Brown

All I want for Christmas is a New Owner . . .

Merry Christmas to All!!!
Let me kick-off the Christmas Holiday, with a call to remove John York, Co-owner of the San Francisco 49ers. Ever since he and his wife, Denise DeBartolo, inherited the team from her infamous card-crazy brother Eddie, the once golden 49er franchise has been in shambles. If we all do our part, we can help the 49ers regain their old glory. Go to to support his John York's resignation. T-shirts are available.

December 24, 2006

Elf U

What could be more humiliating than projecting your face on a dancing elf and emailing it to all your friends??? Check out It's fast and incredibly easy - picture cropping features are included on the site. Don't be dissapointed if yours doesn't turn out as good as mine - I'm just faster, smarter and better looking than you - get over it.

December 21, 2006

Welcome . . .

My name is Nickrademus. I decided to start writing a blog like everyone else, mainly to vent and complain about various places, people and products in an unforgiving public forum. I may also recommend a few things from time to time. I can do whatever I want, because this is MY blog. Enjoy.
-Nickrademus 1:1